Welcome!

You've arrived at The American Sphincter Society, a hole new “club” brought to you by David Barton-Jay.

“It was only because I wanted so much to come back as a bicycle seat, that I began to place any credence whatsoever in the concept of reincarnation.”

---DBJ

A NOTE FROM THE FOUNDER

Now that copies of my book about erotic enemas are almost sold out, heralding the end of that decade’s long project, it’s time for me to focus full attention back to my first erotic love, HOLE.

In so doing, I present, and ask you to join The American Sphincter Society

In addition to offering the writings and photos of THE SPHINCTERIAN QUARTERLIES, in which every erotic asspect of that body part has been thoroughly examined inside and out, from fingering to rimming and more, I’ll be offering other Hole-istic items, such as my SphincterRing™, beautifully boxed A.S.S. Stationery, Hole-A-Day greeting cards and other inappropriate novelties based on our most intimate theme.

And while I know it’s a grandiose idea, I’d like to think we’ll get to know each other by corresponding here at the site, and assemble with our mutual enthusiassm for yearly conventions, perhaps held at The Marriott Courtyard in San Antonio where they advertise . . .

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What better place?

My hope is that this site becomes “interactive” by virtue of your participation with an eventual CHAT ROOM and YOUR OWN ANAL CONTRIBUTIONS

Soon, to the left, where other choices are offered, will be a place for you to click on to submit your favorite analities, photos, stories, poems, rants, whatever you’d like.

If what you send gets posted to the site, you will be the proud owner of two A.S.S. tee shirts of your choice of style and size. (Not that you would, but please be aware that any material received depicting minors will be reported.)

In the meantime, your comments, questions, criticisms, suggestions are all invited.

Just click on DBJay3@aol.com to join up ass a member of the A.S.S.

AssAlways, David